You Know...

If someone had asked me yesterday what I'd be doing today, 'smelling my comics to figure out which ones got peed on by mice' would probably not have been my reponse.

And yet...

Moustache May - Day 0

And so, it begins!


















Look at that upper lip! So clean! So bare! So full of...potential! This must be how an artist feels when he looks at a blank canvas!

:D

Moustache May!

Ahh, the moustache. Truly the most versatile of all facial hair! They can be philosophical!


















Sexy!















Heroic!














Invisible!


















Or even totally fucking awesome.
















Indeed, the noble moustache is truly worthy of tribute. And what better way to pay tribute to the moustache than to grow your own? To that end, I officially(note: not official) declare May to be Moustache May! I'm putting the challenge out to all able-faced men(and women!): grow a moustache during the month of May, or face the ridicule and scorn of your be-whiskered betters! Myself, I'll be tracking my progress with daily updates here on my blog. I'll also be sharing moustache facts, history, and more!(note: not an actual guarantee of "more")

So join me, my friends, in celebration of the mighty moustachio! This will truly be a May, nay, a Moustache May, to be remembered!

If Only...

You know what would be amazing? A Looney Tunes parody of There Will Be Blood, called There Will Be Fudd. If only Looney Tunes as a whole wasn't a pale shadow of its former self these days...

Seriously Worried About the Future of the Human Race.

Today, I had a customer tell me that, if I wanted to save my other customers a lot of grief, I should make sure they know that when the batteries in their tv remotes died, the remote wouldn't work right. I barely managed to contain my laughter until he passed out of hearing range.

It's moments like these that almost make it worth working at my shitty job. Almost.

Saying Goodbye to a Dear Friend